بدینوسیله رسما از همه انگلیسی جماعت که تا حالا فکر می کردم بی نمکن عذر میخام :)) بخونین شما هم
Four Catholic men
and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest,
> when he walks into a room,
> everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is
> a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him
> 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When
> he enters a room everyone
> says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the
> Pope. When he walks
> into a room people call him 'Your
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
> She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall,38D
> breasts, 24" stomach and 34" hips. When she walks
> into a room, people say,
"Oh My God."